Monkey

So you are having a nice dinner with your date at a very fancy resteront. Calmly enjoying your steak and discussing politics a spider monkey lands in the middle of your plate knocking food everywhere. Then the spider monkey, in total un-coothness starts to wave his little fist and speak in mandarin chinese very loudly. Your date, who is now covered in your dinner looks at you with a look that is most certainly daring you to deal with the situation or they are going to have a fit.

What do you do? What-do-you-do?
booma, Only the finest! Doesn’t this happen to you? Perhaps you should go to classier resteronts?! lol j/k

I might ditch the date and go out with the spider monkey.

5 Responses

1. booma Says:
   September 26th, 2009 at 5:50 pm

   How often does this happen to you and what kind of restaurants do you go to?
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2. Will Says:
   September 26th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

   I think I’d want to have my food and drink checked for hallucinogens.
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3. birdchirp Says:
   September 26th, 2009 at 6:54 pm

   I might ditch the date and go out with the spider monkey.
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4. Mariah Says:
   September 26th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

   wow scary if it was me i would freak out!!!
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5. Mstislav Says:
   September 26th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

   Why, does it happen to you all the time?
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