Monkey

Soo I had this dream about my dorm at college. I wad coming back from break, and I told my roomate I wanted to make some changes to our room set up. And then all of a sudden, I don’t know who brought it, but we had a monkey in the room and a black horse. And my roomate told me she didn’t really wanna make any changes to our room. So I had to figure out on my own how to fix up the room and fit the animals. And I remember I figured out I could loft the bed for the black horse to sleep in, and the monkeykinda went away, but I was very satisfied. And clues what it could have symbolized?

TWIN SPIRIT;every each human being, lies our twin spirit contained within. one is our true us, and the other is the negative us. its always there since the day we were born, until the day we die.the true us shall naturally going up(regardless religion), but the twin continues life without body, and performing habits(mostly negatives).
you were a left brainer( logical academical secular worlds),left brain was dominated by the darkness, mastered by (this dream)the black horse. As soon as you you treated the black horse, the monkey(master of religion dominations which fertilized the right brain)went away. Your room mate( or ppl around you)wanted you to stay the same personality, but you changed in a positive way since college years, and respect other beliefs and principles.

I’ve decided that I’m going to choose Oshawott for Pokemon Black and White, and I know that when you choose Oshawott, a trainer somewhere gives you a free Pansear.

But is there any way to get a different elemental monkey? Like in the wild or something?
Other than the global trade .. but thank you for answering Hayden

The different Elemental Monkeys are available in the wild. They can all be found in Pinwheel Forest and Illusion Forest. However, they are rather rare and will only appear in grass-shaking spots. Good luck!

It’s sitting at the bottom of my tank and I just noticed it today. I’m not sure what it is.

that is a dead sea monkey, you should remove …

I know they are a lot of responsibility and i am dead set on getting one if I have to bother my mom tell she finally breaks down and says yes. I have been researching them and I really want one, Also What permits if any do I need FOR THE STATE OF SOUTH DAKOTA IN WATERTOWN,SD IN THE COUNTY OF CODINGTION AND IF I LIVE IN THE COUNTRY ON A FARM

Pygmy marms are very rare, I know of one (thatdamnmonkey.com) and its $5000

I would suggest a common(white tufted) or pensulata (black tufted) which will range from $1500 to $3000

Check ur wildlife and game for permits or if its even legal.

Monkeys take a lot of work.

There schedule: I wake up at 11 am, make they breakfast(yogurt, marmoset diet, special low iron formula), I eat, take them to monkey proof room which includesa kitty condo, ropes, wood trees, a tv and chairs for me, I do some virtual school, feed them again at 3 pm(fruits like kiwi,apple,etc), then we chill I finger wrestle them, they lick up my nose which kills after a while, I feed again at 7 pm(plain noodles and hard boiled egg) then my mom comes home to give me a break, I feed them again at 10:30(same as breakfast) then at 11 they know its bed time and go to there cages which are full of hammock, ropes etc. If its warm and sunny I will take them for walks, they need sunlight or uvb light for Atleast an hour a day so there bones are healthy. I change there diapers every 30-60 mins. They get mealworms 3 times a week and get 15 worms each. In the wild they chew trees to get SAP so be prepares for ur wood furniture and doors to get chewed. As babies they need around the clock care. Feedings every 2-4 hours, heating pad, and to be held a lot for bonding. Sewsimplymonkey.com
Marmosetmom.com
And you need an exotic vet, not one that works with dogs and cats.

For a breeder I suggest chris demango, healthy, nice monks.

So after all that do u think u can handle it, since u said ur mom will get it, I’m assuming your young and go to school, you can’t leave them for 8 hours, if u do you will have to get two.
Also if ur sick, flu, chicken pox anything, they will die

Petmonkeyinfo.com

I recently bought some sea monkeys but it turns out they are not monkeys after all. I threw in a banana and they died so now I don’t know what to do?
Are they really going t evolve into monkeys that live in water?
Look guys, we not in TRON now. If you got nothing constructive to say then do not reply.

Yes! They will evolve. soon they will become monkeys from balloon tower defence (or at least mine did) If i was you i would hold off throwing bananas until there a little bigger

I love my daschund & spider monkeyy =D

Omg this is so cute, have you tried looking on ebay?

anyone know where you can get pet monkeys? i live on a farm with so much space, going to make a huge caged play ground, but I dont know where i can buy a monkey to go in it.

Black market only. There are "breeders" who tear baby monkeys away from their others at a painfully early age to sell for the pet trade, it’s not kind and it’s not fair and leads to exceptionally stressed creatures!

Unless you’re set up to care for exotic monkeys and have experience keeping them, such as from a zoo background, skip this animal. They aren’t a pet. They are difficult and complex animals. Not cheap either and live a long time, over 30 years in captivity for spider monkeys. You’d also have a very hard time finding a vet to treat it, you’d need a zoo vet who may not work with private individuals who’ve got monkeys because lyke omg they’re so cool!

I read that Africa and South America split 135 million years ago or so (maybe wrong). But Monkeys are found on both continents and are less than 50 million years old and the first primates are only around 65 million years old. How could monkeys have evolved separately as they did?
I did ask this in the biology section and I didn’t get any answers.
Thank you everyone for answering.

"About 40 million years ago the Simiiformes infraorder split into parvorders Platyrrhini (New World monkeys—in South America) and Catarrhini (apes and Old World monkeys—in Africa). The Platyrrhini are currently conjectured to have migrated across the Atlantic Ocean to South America on a raft of vegetation.
At that time, the Isthmus of Panama had not yet formed, ocean currents and climate were quite different, and the Atlantic Ocean was less than the present 2,800 km (1,700 mi) width by about a third; possibly 1,000 km less, based on the current estimate of the Atlantic mid-ocean ridge formation processes spreading rate of 25 mm/year."(1)

explained in more detail at reference #10:
^ Sellers, Bill (2000-10-20). "Primate Evolution" (PDF). University of Edinburgh. pp. 13–17. http://homepage.mac.com/wis/Personal/lectures/human-origins/PrimateEvolution.pdf. Retrieved 2008-10-23.

I am looking into getting a monkey i want something legal cut and will cuddle up with me.

None. Monkeys are NOT housepets. It’s incredibly cruel to keep them socially isolated from others of their kind, plus they make horrid pets. They are extremely high maintenance (down to diapers needing regular changing), they will become aggressive when they reach maturity, they bite, they scratch, they get into EVERYTHING, they attach strongly to an individual and may be quite aggressive towards everyone else, they are incredibly strong for their size, etc. They’re like owning a toddler who is not yet potty trained, has far better coordination, incredible strength, and understands not a word of english. BAD idea. And primates also illegal as pets almost everywhere.