Monkey

Have pregnant Sea Monkeys, do I need to separate the males and females into different bowls for the eggs to be safe?

They are only brine shrimp. Leave them in the same bowl, they reproduce fine on their own.

BQ. If the blind monkey proceeded to chew your nose, what would you do?

"He told me he would do a cheap piercing". Pardon.

I was wondering if it would work to have a capuchin monkey and a budgerigar living together in the same room? like would the capuchin monkey bite it head off or hurt it or something??

there would most definitely be a risk. i strongly reccomend seperate rooms

On youtube some whites are always calling blacks monkeys.

Most white people dont but some racist ones do and they do it because they’re idiot racists
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You’ve seen it — The President is a black man — and often times those opposed use a monkey face in some manner to draw comparisons to him

What are the implications of that ?
That black people are descended by apes but whites aren’t ? The cheap science of hate that dare not speak its name but show itself off in pictures ?

You don’t like his policies —- I am with you — at least in so far as I will listen to why — but the implications of the monkey in comparison to a man — how is that not old fascist KKK white supremacy incitement to an undereducated thug ?

Did it occur to you that every race on the planet would have come from the same place at about the same time according to the theory that the monkey they flash implies —- YOUR race to according to this missused comic quote of wrongly used images — implies YOU wether white or black or brown or yellow or red — are related to that monkey

—- Why isn’t that part coming across in the use of the image of a monkey in comparison to a man who is President ?

Did you love the surges and temporary losses and kick butt message of Bush — Obama has the same stay the course status quo attitude Bush did —

Who is the message aimed at and what is it to accomplish ?

It has long been a racist image.

Tracey, no one believes man descended from the apes. We had a common ancestor. Perhaps a little reading would do you some good.

i have been researching squirrel monkeys for a project and i know in central America there is about 5,000 but how much is there all around the world? thanks

I think they are all in Congress….

Does anyone know if humans have more STD’s that any other species? It seems that way, huh. Do you think this is because the human inner monkey is such a horny, lustful beast with poor impulse control?

I can only assume YOUR inner jackass is asking this question. My inner monkey takes offence.

or get one imported

You should be able to, but the Macaque monkeys are a better deal. They’re a lot cheaper and taste almost the same.

Im sure that monkeys and primates must be intelligent enough to do jobs such as cashier work and taxi drivers, And Im pretty sure alot of species of monkeys are endangered. If we were to breed them and put them to use in low-skilled jobs. It would be helping their species and ourselves? And it would pretty much be free labour?

"Get your paws off me, you damn, dirty ape"
–Charlton Heston.

Spider monkeys (Simia paniscus) are primitive New World monkeys of the family ‘Atelidae’ found in tropical lowland rainforests from Mexico to South America, along the coasts and the banks of the Amazon, south to Bolivia and the Matto Grosso in Brazil and the mountain forest slopes of the Andes.

They range from sea level to higher ground. Spider monkeys live in evergreen rainforests, semi deciduous and mangrove forests, almost never coming to the ground. In these forests they live mostly in the upper canopy, preferring undisturbed high forest. They will be found in other forest types if habitat is limited, hunting pressure light and other primate competitors are not present. They are more flexible than their South American primate cousins in habitat adaptation

Indigenous peoples often hunt spider monkeys for food, and the animals are usually agitated by human contact. Logging and deforestation continue to shrink the space that spider monkeys are able to call home.