My house is on fire and evil monkeys are biting my fingers off. What should I do?

Posted by admin on December 27th, 2009 and filed under monkeys | 11 Comments »

I put my toaster in the bathtub in order to clean it and it caught my house on fire, then evil monkeys came and are trying to eat my fingers. What should I do?

Call 911, you need help!

11 Responses

  1. Gerard Says:

    run.
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  2. RetiredEngineer Says:

    Call 911, you need help!
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  3. Chaotic_Shadow Says:

    Pray to lord Jesus that your trip will end soon.

    The safest munchies are always those that are easily accessible without much need for preparation. Such as cheese-sticks, or pop-tarts. Obviously, you had only bread available, which requires toasting for good taste, which got you into this mess. Better hide that banana butter paste somewhat quick, because those monkeys won’t rest until they get their hands on that treasure.

    STAY STRONG!!!
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  4. Minty Flip Rockstar Says:

    Lock the evil monkey in the house…
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  5. DosCentavos Says:

    Forget the fire and the monkeys! Everyone knows you have a stash and they’re coming for it!!
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  6. Wolf Says:

    curl up into fetus position and get ready to die
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  7. Intern Jessica Says:

    Well no matter what I know that you made the right decision by looking for an answer here. Let’s wait and see if someone here can help you. In the meantime enjoy your bath.
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  8. James C Says:

    eat their fingers, duh…….
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  9. *{αιεχ}* Says:

    Toaster in the bathtub!! Wouldn’t our toast get soggy?
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  10. Valerie Says:

    Well we’ve all been there.

    Any three-headed monkees?
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  11. Orion R Says:

    L O L, its the only answer.
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