What do you do if your son is hiding a monkey in the attic?

Posted by admin on September 28th, 2009 and filed under monkey | 15 Comments »

It has come to my attention my son might be hiding a monkey in the house.Both myself and my wife are awoken by high pitch screams in the night.When I asked my son what it could be he said he wasn’t hiding a monkey.But nobody had mentioned a monkey to him. I’m scared the monkey will go nuts and kill somebody what should I do as a parent.

You should go up their and check out what it is, a monkey wont go nuts and kill anybody so don’t worry, go up and see if it is in good condition and see if and what he is feeding it, give it some water if it doesn’t have any. Talk to your son about it after you have checked it out . It’s up to you weather or not to keep it but look at it from his point of view, I’m sure he’s very attached to whatever it is because i know how much i loved my pets, including some baby birds that i took from a nest and raised, my mum found out about them and put them outside in the shed in the middle of winter without me knowing. I was heart broken at the time and didn’t talk to her for ages when i came home and found them dead.

15 Responses

  1. Squidmaster Says:

    A monkey.
    An ACTUAL money.
    Being hidden in your house without you knowing.
    Please tell me you’re kidding.
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  2. Kitty Cullen The Stupid Lamb Says:

    Tell your son he’s not good at hiding things
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    sorry i’m in a sarcastic mood

  3. Infernal A Says:

    Call Herco
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  4. Erika D Says:

    ummm Start by looking in the attic LMFAO
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  5. Guillem T Says:

    I would think, goodness an imitator of Weismuller!
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  6. taxed till i die, Says:

    Tell him to take it back from where he got it.
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  7. Andrew L Says:

    Are you sure he’s not spanking the monkey?
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  8. Crowkit Says:

    a, Take some lessons in being a parent.

    b, grow up! I suspect your son is more mature than you

    c, get a life … instead of making up these stupid scenarios, why don’t you go out and play like all the other wee boys?
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  9. A man called Horse Says:

    Spank it, of course!
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  10. B W Says:

    I would ask him where he got it and take it back where he got it. Then I would ground him. ( If hes 6 or younger don’t ground him, 7-10 1 day, 11-15 1 week if he has a phone you could take that away,15-18 3 weeks).
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  11. The Village Idiot !! Says:

    Be a Responsible Parent ! ! Think About it There is More Than One
    Important Issue Here. Ie:- Respect for you and your Home !
    Safety For The Monkey And everyone living in the House !
    The Laws Regarding the Buying and Keeping Wild Animals !
    Serious Health Issues (Both the Monkey’s and all the Humans)
    A Trip To The Local Vet With the Monkey immediately ( They Can
    Carry Some Pretty Horrible Diseases ) and Should Have certain
    Jabs For their own good Health. Don’t Forget The Rats & Mice
    Which will be attracted By food and Droppings (and the diseases
    They Carry ! ) Sorry Its Quite a Minefield But Get It Sorted ! ASAP!!
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  12. rena r Says:

    He dont have a monkey which cost over $1000
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  13. Tommy W Says:

    How do you not know there is a monkey in your attic?? 1.Go look in the attic. 2.if there is get it out before it turns into Travis the killer chimp from Connecticut. 3. ask your son why he is retarded 4. GET A LIFE
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  14. Snakeman ! Says:

    You’ve been watching too much Family Guy again – haven’t you !
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  15. Roxy Says:

    You should go up their and check out what it is, a monkey wont go nuts and kill anybody so don’t worry, go up and see if it is in good condition and see if and what he is feeding it, give it some water if it doesn’t have any. Talk to your son about it after you have checked it out . It’s up to you weather or not to keep it but look at it from his point of view, I’m sure he’s very attached to whatever it is because i know how much i loved my pets, including some baby birds that i took from a nest and raised, my mum found out about them and put them outside in the shed in the middle of winter without me knowing. I was heart broken at the time and didn’t talk to her for ages when i came home and found them dead.
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