It has come to my attention my son might be hiding a monkey in the house.Both myself and my wife are awoken by high pitch screams in the night.When I asked my son what it could be he said he wasn’t hiding a monkey.But nobody had mentioned a monkey to him. I’m scared the monkey will go nuts and kill somebody what should I do as a parent.
You should go up their and check out what it is, a monkey wont go nuts and kill anybody so don’t worry, go up and see if it is in good condition and see if and what he is feeding it, give it some water if it doesn’t have any. Talk to your son about it after you have checked it out . It’s up to you weather or not to keep it but look at it from his point of view, I’m sure he’s very attached to whatever it is because i know how much i loved my pets, including some baby birds that i took from a nest and raised, my mum found out about them and put them outside in the shed in the middle of winter without me knowing. I was heart broken at the time and didn’t talk to her for ages when i came home and found them dead.
September 28th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
A monkey.
An ACTUAL money.
Being hidden in your house without you knowing.
Please tell me you’re kidding.
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September 28th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Tell your son he’s not good at hiding things
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sorry i’m in a sarcastic mood
September 28th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Call Herco
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September 28th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
ummm Start by looking in the attic LMFAO
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September 28th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I would think, goodness an imitator of Weismuller!
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September 28th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Tell him to take it back from where he got it.
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September 28th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Are you sure he’s not spanking the monkey?
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September 28th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
a, Take some lessons in being a parent.
b, grow up! I suspect your son is more mature than you
c, get a life … instead of making up these stupid scenarios, why don’t you go out and play like all the other wee boys?
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September 28th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Spank it, of course!
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September 28th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I would ask him where he got it and take it back where he got it. Then I would ground him. ( If hes 6 or younger don’t ground him, 7-10 1 day, 11-15 1 week if he has a phone you could take that away,15-18 3 weeks).
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September 28th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Be a Responsible Parent ! ! Think About it There is More Than One
Important Issue Here. Ie:- Respect for you and your Home !
Safety For The Monkey And everyone living in the House !
The Laws Regarding the Buying and Keeping Wild Animals !
Serious Health Issues (Both the Monkey’s and all the Humans)
A Trip To The Local Vet With the Monkey immediately ( They Can
Carry Some Pretty Horrible Diseases ) and Should Have certain
Jabs For their own good Health. Don’t Forget The Rats & Mice
Which will be attracted By food and Droppings (and the diseases
They Carry ! ) Sorry Its Quite a Minefield But Get It Sorted ! ASAP!!
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September 28th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
He dont have a monkey which cost over $1000
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September 29th, 2009 at 12:19 am
How do you not know there is a monkey in your attic?? 1.Go look in the attic. 2.if there is get it out before it turns into Travis the killer chimp from Connecticut. 3. ask your son why he is retarded 4. GET A LIFE
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September 29th, 2009 at 12:48 am
You’ve been watching too much Family Guy again – haven’t you !
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September 29th, 2009 at 1:03 am
You should go up their and check out what it is, a monkey wont go nuts and kill anybody so don’t worry, go up and see if it is in good condition and see if and what he is feeding it, give it some water if it doesn’t have any. Talk to your son about it after you have checked it out . It’s up to you weather or not to keep it but look at it from his point of view, I’m sure he’s very attached to whatever it is because i know how much i loved my pets, including some baby birds that i took from a nest and raised, my mum found out about them and put them outside in the shed in the middle of winter without me knowing. I was heart broken at the time and didn’t talk to her for ages when i came home and found them dead.
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