Is the inner monkey responsible for humans having such a wide variety of sexually transmitted diseases?

Posted by admin on June 4th, 2010 and filed under monkey | 4 Comments »

Does anyone know if humans have more STD’s that any other species? It seems that way, huh. Do you think this is because the human inner monkey is such a horny, lustful beast with poor impulse control?

I can only assume YOUR inner jackass is asking this question. My inner monkey takes offence.

4 Responses

  1. Super Kitteh Says:

    No. You only have an inner monkey if you swallowed some kid’s toy monkey. And if you do that after you seek medical aid in removing the monkey you should seek out a mental health professional.
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  2. Zem☯☯lethah Says:

    OK Desiree, I’m beginning to wonder if you aren’t just simply mocking creationists, but rather you are also mocking ME?!
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  3. Barf Says:

    this is the least hateful question I’ve ever seen you post. did you get laid recently or something?
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  4. sunkissed Says:

    I can only assume YOUR inner jackass is asking this question. My inner monkey takes offence.
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