SWIM needs it not to be discovered. Or any traces of DNA. It’s a very important monkey. SWIM accidently stabbed it with a knife.
This happens to me often. MONKEY bodies do decompose with lye.
Lye is NaOH and decomposes the flesh
when i do this to people it works well. "But" you could always find a lake to throw him in
I want a photo of a monkey or a chimp that is telling people to be quiet. I’m thinking of one showing the "shhhhhh" hand motion. Any ideas?
why dont you photoshop it yourself? get a funny picture of a monkey freaking out an at the bottom type in BE QUIET!. you can even use microsoft paint if you dont have any other programs
I tried monkey bread from a friend not to long ago and I loved it. I would like to try and make it. Does anyone know how to make it?
Cinnamon Monkey Bread
From Cindy Crawford
Ingredients
2 loaves white bread, uncooked (freezer section of grocery store)
1 stick melted butter (add more if needed)
2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons cinnamon
Directions
1. Thaw bread dough overnight in refrigerator. When soft, use kitchen scissors to cut it up into one inch pieces. Dip dough into melted butter, then roll around in sugar/cinnamon combination until covered.
2. Line bottom of a bundt pan and then start to layer in evenly. Cook at temperature recommended on dough packaging for about one hour until golden brown and hard on the top. Remove from oven and flip over on to a larger platter. Let sit with pan on top for a few minutes while the sweet mixture runs down the bread.
3. Garnish with holly, marichiano cherries, candied nuts, icing, or decoration of your choice.
4. To eat, pick apart—like a bunch of monkeys.
Recipe copyright ©1999 by Cindy Crawford
Abu is a very intelligent monkey and seems to be quite thief like or thievious (actual word look it up). I was wondering if in theory I had a monkey would he steal things or would I have to theoretically teach him this. This is all in theory of course.
I don’t think they steal in the sense of what we consider stealing. I think they are like dogs. When a dog runs away he doesn’t worry about the implications of the pain in the butt it is for you to go around trying to find him. He does it out of an innate desire.
I think another part of it, is that it gets us riled up and for some reason monkeys like to have the attention on them.
I used to have this little animated Monkey on my old PC, it was a free download. It used to walk about & make comments. Does anyone remember what it was called & if you can still get it and the link to down load? Thanks!
bonzi buddy, used to have it but read it is adware, just google it
Its a film about baseball and theres this guy who throws super far but there is also a chimp/monkey that could throw even faster. I remember this scene were the monkey throws it through a baseball glove and it goes on fire.
Do you mean Ed?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00009AOAV?ie=UTF8&tag=bosmensbaslea-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B00009AOAV
Is the most powerful electric collar available going to work best for punishing a monkey? How many times should I zap the monkey each time I am in a bad mood?
Whoops, I actually meant to say amps, I don’t know why I get them confused.
It’s the ampage that kills, not the wattage.
It’s a little difficult to answer your question without knowing what breed of monkey you have or how big it is. An adult can take a greater shock than a juvenile, but an old monkey can take less of a shock.
Really, any veterinary approved shock collar should do. Try them on yourself and see what you think. If they make you soil your undies then they are about the right strength. Any more any you won’t get more than a few blasts out of it.
If you want to know how many time you can shock the monkey I again suggest that you put the collar on yourself and let somebody shock you. As you’re probably have roughly the same intellect as a monkey this will give you a good guide.
Like…I’ve heard this from 3 different people who didn’t know each other tell me I look like a monkey (as an insult obviously)
What characteristics of a persons face would make them look ‘monkey’ like?
Please dont reply with something like ‘Im sure you’re gorgeous’.
like please add a pic, i am soooo curious. I would tell you the truth, if they were hatin or not. or send it to my email
I am currently on my journey to 99 woodcutting. Im trying to do it nonstop but I want to take a break and do a kind of long quest like monkey madness. Any suggestions?
Recipe for Disaster is probably longer than Monkey Madness. Some parts are easy and some are hard. It definitely gets harder the further into it you go.
(Please label the most important and the most interesting because i am doing this for an advanced English assignment and I searching for the scopes monkey trial online but I can’t find anything.)
Thank you very much,
Nut4sports93
1925 – Dayton, TN
John Scopes was put on trial for teaching evolution in the classroom in violation of Tennessee law.
What most people have lost sight of after 83 years is that the Scopes Monkey Trial was nothing more than a PUBLICITY STUNT. John Scopes, the teacher, for lack of a better term, was ‘recruited’ to be the defendant in the case. There was no ‘Salem Witch-Hunt’ in Dayton with preachers trolling the hallways of Dayton’s schools hunting for teachers who were violating Tennessee’s prohibition on teaching evolution.
“The whole idea of suing a teacher for teaching evolution was not conceived by the citizens of Dayton, Tennessee, but rather was promoted by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) in New York City. The ACLU advertised in newspapers to locate a teacher in Tennessee who would be willing to test the Butler Act in the courts (with all expenses to be paid by the ACLU). A Dayton resident, George Rappleyea, saw an ACLU advertisement in a Chattanooga newspaper and pressured his friend John Scopes to accept the offer. Unfortunately, Scopes was not a science teacher (he majored in prelaw) and had never actually taught evolution! Scopes was a math teacher and football coach who had merely filled in for the biology teacher (who was ill) for two weeks at the end of the school year. Still, with Scopes’ reluctant permission, Rappleyea immediately notified the ACLU that "Professor J.T. Scopes, teacher of science at Rhea County High School, will be arrested and charged with teaching evolution."