Monkey

There was this really really old cartoon I watched when I was little, it was about a monkey wearing a cursed headband. There was also a girl monkey named Di Di or something. This is really bothering me for the last day so I was wondering if anyone else knew xD
I think it had ‘The great’ In the title somewhere.

Alakazam the Great
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alakazam_the_Great
http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=2199
http://myanimelist.net/anime/4481/The_Monkey_King

Everytime I see monkeys, I think that would make for a great pet. How do you get one? Can I get any kind of monkey I want or are you only able to have certain types of monkeys as pets?

Each state has different laws regarding the keeping of pet monkeys.

STATES WITH NO REQUIREMENTS FOR PRIVATE POSSESSION OF NONHUMAN PRIMATES: Alabama, Arkansas, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, South Carolina, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin

STATES WHICH REQUIRE A PERMIT: Delaware, Idaho, Michigan, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota

STATES WHICH BAN PRIVATE POSSESSION OF NONHUMAN PRIMATES: California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Wyoming

STATES WHICH HAVE PARTIAL BANS [BANS ON CERTAIN NONHUMAN PRIMATES]: Alaska, Arizona, Indiana, Mississippi, Tennessee

STATES WHICH BANS CERTAIN NONHUMAN PRIMATE SPECIES AND REQUIRE PERMITS FOR OTHERS: Florida, Texas

STATE WHICH REQUIRES GETTING BONDED TO POSSESS NONHUMAN PRIMATES: Hawaii

There is also a really good article here on some of the issues concerning owning a pet monkey, which among other things, is very expensive: http://primatesanctuary.tripod.com/boonhome/monkey.html

BQ. If the blind monkey proceeded to chew your nose, what would you do?

"He told me he would do a cheap piercing". Pardon.

Does anyone know if humans have more STD’s that any other species? It seems that way, huh. Do you think this is because the human inner monkey is such a horny, lustful beast with poor impulse control?

I can only assume YOUR inner jackass is asking this question. My inner monkey takes offence.

I have a bread maker and my boyfriend would like some monkey bread but its my first time making it.
I want to make this for my bf and my mom, I want to use the bread maker for homemade dough instead of buying the ones in safeway. I’m trying to be more into the homemade cooking instead of always running to the store.

I wouldn’t use the bread maker.. I would use the oven.. I’ll post a quick and easy reciepe on my blog.

www.blackmarthastewart.blogspot.com

His athleticism is the only reason he scores easily. What if he didn’t have it? Kobe still has his jump-shooting, what does Prince Le Monkey have?

Same

T.Y.

The sock monkey in the commercial is so funny, I want to drive with it on to scare people and for a joke on my friends lol. Where can I get one that looks very realistic? Cost is no factor.

Thanks.

lmao you’re so retarded

I know a monkey can be expensive, but where can you get one and how do you get legal documents to carry it around with you?

I am serious, don’t do it! Monkeys are mean and dirty. They do not make great pets. They are wild animals and should be allowed to remain that way. Many people get them and then they have to get rid of them to shelters, most of the time. Please read up on the care and disposition of these animals before you consider one.

Take Care

I’ve got poison ivy growing all in and through my monkey grass. Is there a spray I can buy that will kill the ivy without harming the monkey grass? Pulling it will be difficult since the roots are intertangled.

I’m not familiar with monkey grass, but if it’s grass-like, you can try a broad-leaf herbicide. I’d try it on just a little, in an inconspicuous spot, at first. Hope this helps…

Like…I’ve heard this from 3 different people who didn’t know each other tell me I look like a monkey (as an insult obviously)

What characteristics of a persons face would make them look ‘monkey’ like?
Please dont reply with something like ‘Im sure you’re gorgeous’.

Hmmm….it’s hard to think about it straight out.
I think a big, wide nose, really big lips or really small lips, and more of an elongated face