Monkey

BQ. If the blind monkey proceeded to chew your nose, what would you do?

"He told me he would do a cheap piercing". Pardon.

Does anyone know if humans have more STD’s that any other species? It seems that way, huh. Do you think this is because the human inner monkey is such a horny, lustful beast with poor impulse control?

I can only assume YOUR inner jackass is asking this question. My inner monkey takes offence.

I have a bread maker and my boyfriend would like some monkey bread but its my first time making it.
I want to make this for my bf and my mom, I want to use the bread maker for homemade dough instead of buying the ones in safeway. I’m trying to be more into the homemade cooking instead of always running to the store.

I wouldn’t use the bread maker.. I would use the oven.. I’ll post a quick and easy reciepe on my blog.

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His athleticism is the only reason he scores easily. What if he didn’t have it? Kobe still has his jump-shooting, what does Prince Le Monkey have?

Same

T.Y.

The sock monkey in the commercial is so funny, I want to drive with it on to scare people and for a joke on my friends lol. Where can I get one that looks very realistic? Cost is no factor.

Thanks.

lmao you’re so retarded

I know a monkey can be expensive, but where can you get one and how do you get legal documents to carry it around with you?

I am serious, don’t do it! Monkeys are mean and dirty. They do not make great pets. They are wild animals and should be allowed to remain that way. Many people get them and then they have to get rid of them to shelters, most of the time. Please read up on the care and disposition of these animals before you consider one.

Take Care

I’ve got poison ivy growing all in and through my monkey grass. Is there a spray I can buy that will kill the ivy without harming the monkey grass? Pulling it will be difficult since the roots are intertangled.

I’m not familiar with monkey grass, but if it’s grass-like, you can try a broad-leaf herbicide. I’d try it on just a little, in an inconspicuous spot, at first. Hope this helps…

Like…I’ve heard this from 3 different people who didn’t know each other tell me I look like a monkey (as an insult obviously)

What characteristics of a persons face would make them look ‘monkey’ like?
Please dont reply with something like ‘Im sure you’re gorgeous’.

Hmmm….it’s hard to think about it straight out.
I think a big, wide nose, really big lips or really small lips, and more of an elongated face

Monkey’s and Humans came from the sape ape ancestor and they and the black humans mutated in the same enviroment hence: Africa, isn’t it OBVIOUS they’d have similar looks physically?

Someone said I had monkey strength, is this a bad thing?

Some people call black people monkeys to be racist. If it’s not used in that way then it’s okay to say it.

I have some with a large monkey in the front on the knee, and there’s nothing on the back pockets but some gold wavy stitching.

I’ve had people ask me if they’re real, what do you think?

look at the inside around the belt part but or the inside there should be the logo around the whole waist part of the jeans if it’s not there u got got!!! lol