You first have to make sure that you are the right person for a monkey. The most common species of monkey kept is the capuchin all though spider monkeys and macaques are also commonly kept. Here are some site that may help.
http://www.monkeymaddness.com
http://www.monkeymatters.com
http://monkeyzone.com
http://simiansociety.org
http://simply-simian.com
I also have a yahoo group for exotic pet owners called "You Have A What?"
http://pets.groups.yahoo.com/group/you-have-a-what/
There are several monkey owners there that would love to help you.
I was Just wondering if I would be able to own a capuchin monkey, if i am working weekdays from around 8 to 5. I would be home most of the time other than that and I will have my girlfriend living with me who will also be home a lot of the time when i am not. I have loved monkeys since i was a little kid and have put a lot of thought into owning one. Would this be ok or maybe just cruel??? I would also build my monkey a fair size outdoor enclosure. thanks!
If you got a monkey you would need to build the outdoor enclosure with a heated sleeping area and that’s where it would live – they can’t run round loose in a house. They are not pets in the usual sense, so what you are doing is keeping a wild animal in captivity – there is a difference. Also, as they are extremely social animals you need at least two, otherwise they are just miserable.
It is really rather cruel to keep them captive for no reason – they are born to live wild in the trees. Also, monkeys for the pet trade are caught as babies, by killing the mother and then taking the baby – also extremely cruel.
There are so many endangered monkey species – it would be a lot better to spend your money on work supporting their conservation – that’s the best monkey owner there is.
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sadly….he does.
Does anyone know where could I get a lot of information about the Francois’ Langur (Francois Leaf Monkey)??? I really need to get a lot of facts about this fella… thanks a LOT!!!
Here are some websites that will be really helpful:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francois%27_Langur
http://www.news.com.au/endangered-monkey-makes-its-debut/story-0-1225699534683
http://www.bucknell.edu/msw3/browse.asp?id=12100715
Good luck, they are awesome monkies 
I awoke from a dream with the phrase "squirrel in their scut monkey" in my mind, wondering what it meant. I recall a similar phrase, "squirrel to their scut monkey", but don’t recall it’s meaning or origin. Anyone know?
A scut monkey is a slang term for a medical student who has to do health care tasks normally carried out by nurses or other health workers. A squirrel is slang for an attractive female. You must have been having a very odd dream !
Is there any part in the Twilight book that actually involves Edward even mentioning a spider monkey? Or any mention of the monkey? If you can find the exact page, that would be wonderful! And please don’t say "it’s in a running scene," because I kinda figure it would be in a running scene, already. Thank you!!
He didn’t say anything about it. The people who are making the movie are stupid and didn’t hire the rite actors or even have the rite phrases! i really wish they weren’t making a movie of it.
I need to get as a present for somebody but am a little confused, is it ‘late night tales’ or is that just songs by other artists chosen by arctic monkeys?
Thank you!
Favourite Worst Nightmare
http://www.amazon.com/Favourite-Worst-Nightmare-Arctic-Monkeys/dp/B000NQR7NO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1225656240&sr=8-1
you can buy it from amazon…or atleast see a picture of it =]
I’ve got poison ivy growing all in and through my monkey grass. Is there a spray I can buy that will kill the ivy without harming the monkey grass? Pulling it will be difficult since the roots are intertangled.
I’m not familiar with monkey grass, but if it’s grass-like, you can try a broad-leaf herbicide. I’d try it on just a little, in an inconspicuous spot, at first. Hope this helps…
I’m looking into Pygmy marmoset monkey adoption for my sister. And I guess having a monkey as a pet is restricted in some places. So, I’m looking for a place to find out if our city allows them. Where do I find out if monkeys are allowed in Waterford, MI?
Michigan addresses only big cat species and bears. Waterford Township bans the apes but not the smaller monkey species. You will still need to check Oakland county laws to see if they apply.
ARTICLE III. PIT BULL TERRIERS AND EXOTIC ANIMALS
Sec. 3-82. Prohibited exotic, rare or dangerous animals.
(a) It shall be unlawful and a violation of this article for any person to possess or maintain within the township the following animals:
(1) All animals, including snakes and spiders, whose bite or venom is poisonous or deadly to humans.
(2) Apes: Chimpanzees (Pan); gibbons (Hylobates); gorillas (Gorilla); orangutans (Pongo); and siamangs (Symphalangus).
(3) Baboons (Papoi, Mandrillus).
(4) Bears (Ursidae).
(5) Cheetahs (Acinonyx jubatus).
(6) Crocodilians (Crocodilus), and alligators.
(7) Constrictor snakes, or other poisonous reptiles.
(8) Coyotes (Canis latrans).
(9) Elephants (Elephas and Loxondonta).
(10) Gamecocks and other fighting birds.
(11) Hyenas (Hyaenidae).
(12) Jaguars (Panthera onca).
(13) Leopards (Panthera pardus).
(14) Lions (Panthera leo).
(15) Lynxes (Lynx).
(16) Ostriches (Sruthio).
(17) Pumas (Felis concolor); also known as cougars, mountain lions, and panthers.
(18) Wolves (Canis lupus).
(19) Wolf hybrids.
(20) Raccoons (Procyon lotor).
(21) Skunks (Genus Mephitis).
(22) Tigers (Felis tigris).
(b) The prohibitions above shall not apply to pet shops licensed by the state department of agriculture, zoological gardens licensed by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, and accredited by the American Association for the accreditation of zoological parks and gardens, and circuses licensed by the U.S. Department of Agriculture if:
(1) Their location conforms to the provisions of the zoning ordinance of the township.
(2) All animals and animal quarters are kept in a clean and sanitary condition and so maintained as to eliminate objectionable odors.
(3) Animals are maintained in quarters so constructed as to prevent their escape, and so as to humanely provide for their biological and social needs.
(4) No person lives or resides within one hundred (100) feet of the quarters in which the animals are kept.
(c) The prohibitions above shall not apply to any person who is in possession of an injured animal listed in this section under a valid caregiver’s permit issued by the state department of natural resources.
(Ord. No. 154, ยง 6.00, 1-22-90)
B4 they sent 1000’s of their daughters and sons off to die and kill maybe 100,000 innocent Iraqis. Eerily it could have been directly out of the film "Planet of the Apes" Just change USA USA to UH UH
America has the highest percentile of any country of its population in Prison.
Is it now not time for ye Yanks to change your anthem to "Land of the Imprisoned and Home of the Monkeys" with 50 little redneck monkey pictures on the flag instead of stars.
LOL White Scottish man married to an african princess
People report me for what telling the truth. The truth hurts. Maybe if enough of us write in to these forums ye Red neck monkies might get the picture and go home and leave those poor Iraqi’s to get on with their lives.
We are not all rednecks just the idiots that support the smirking chimp squatting in our White House.